ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

llbwwb:

Big dinner,ohhhh by Tatowa.

finewomenblog:

honeyandthemoonn:

thefulltimeinternethomo:

thefulltimeinternethomo:

artpopish:

HE JSUT FUCKING CLOSES IT AT THE END OH MY FUKCNGIGTNT

AHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND IT OH MY GOD I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING TO THE BEGGINING  OF MY BLOG TO FIND THIS

if you dont reblog this, you may as well just delete your blog now.

Omg this is hilarious.

THIS IS PERFECT AKAhjbfkjahbkjhASOFIHOJAHOJHOLKAHJBKFHBLKHJ

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.