spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

niggas-with-weaves:

   Me every morning before school

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

phobias:

phobias:

if you have swag like this

how do i like my own post on this site 

bread-pitt:

how does that have so many likes