r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

starbuckers:

I drew these on with a permanent marker and now my mom is mad

starbuckers:

I drew these on with a permanent marker and now my mom is mad

nicevagina:

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

awh lil bb

nicevagina:

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

awh lil bb

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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spankmethorin:

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

New Zealand: We don’t understand the concept of ‘middle ground’

pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

snailofficial:

tylosis:

My roommate did not respond well to my new choice of pet.

Your roommate is a fool and will be taken during the next harvest

snailofficial:

tylosis:

My roommate did not respond well to my new choice of pet.

Your roommate is a fool and will be taken during the next harvest

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old

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