When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
highlight the numbers
press ctrl and f
type in 9
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life
i know the feel
Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?